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世界上最强的中国式英文

世界上最强的中国式英文

1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿
+ z; z# e# `  K) ?; I& L2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
/ O7 T4 Y* [7 j2 H2 k3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
, w) k2 N4 ]5 N, j" n4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !         2 N, L' |5 c, J$ [6 e
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 7 j* p: d; p. X2 ]& `7 y6 C, |
5.hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!有事起奏,无事退朝 5 E( }4 \8 q$ A. f0 {+ ]
6.you me you me 彼此彼此
% E8 M. m7 A) j" C7.You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住! + h0 t, `+ X$ A6 u' Z3 y9 ]2 w0 D
8.know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之,不知为不知...
2 P. v* Q" e- u' l5 ]/ \' ?$ Z9.WATCH SISTER 表妹
9 @6 \6 _; ~: Q6 W' ?2 A10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! & j- G5 L5 J2 d3 z
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! % ^/ t( m3 n0 w$ I  {6 Z1 b' @; E
11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足 ) a1 L, a  B) P. q
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述
& a! E' M' a% E& }13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放
6 h! w1 o0 }2 q/ _* i0 M14.go past no mistake past 走过路过,不要错过 , f" I& g  ?- ]. l  B$ n& n; m
15.小明:I am sorry! 老外:I am sorry too! ( {& [* L* u+ e9 B0 }
小明:I am sorry three! 老外:What are you sorry for?
/ {# K- T6 K! f6 [' y6 B小明:I am sorry five! 3 ]% P% s  `. S2 `) N
16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
2 t& w# A7 q+ d* Y要钱没有,要命一条 , @1 I/ K, \; i% \& F- N! m
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大,今年25。 . N5 k1 v$ X- `7 u% P
18.you have two down son。你有两下子。

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